Grow Poppy Plants

Stephen Colbert for President asked:


Personal commentary and my answer to my own question:

I think it will result in extreme war and terrorism, even compared to the current Middle East. It seems to me that oil and poppy seeds(heroin) are the only sources of income for them, so they will have no money and no way to grow food. It just doesn’t seem like it’s gonna be good. The only way that I can see to keep it from happening is to lower the consumption as much as possible, but not stop it.

Sorry… I’m a girl! asked:


I know that Coke is Illegal.
I know that Opium is Illegal.

But the plants that they come from are N O T and they are very pretty.

I have grown Oriental Poppy plants and given the seeds out to friends and spread them far and wide but now I want to try to grow something even more exotic and Im looking for Coka or Coca (Im not sure which spelling is right) to grow as a house plant. (Im also looking for Ephedrine Making plants but those are hard to grow indoors.) Im also going to grow a coffee plant just for the fun of it

Does anyone know where I might be able to buy Coka Plant Seeds?

And PLEASE dont get on about Cocaine being evil I know that But the PLANT is beautiful and EVEN IF I wanted to do something MARJORY RETARDED and try to MAKE anything Illegal out of it, it would take fields and fields of the stuff do actually make a product and I just want one shrub

Just because the plant can be turned in to something evil doesnt mean that the plant is BAD. It is just a plant. Please no lectures or Trolls.

(Hell, San Pedro Cacti can be cooked in to Mescaline in under a day and THAT is still legal I just want a pretty house plant.)